justagirlnamedkayla:

You are w o r l d - c l a s s .”

a person of or among the best in the world.

(via khione)

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

(via alexistheawesomesauce)

  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

Buffy Summers + being a precious lil dummy 

(Source: watcherspet, via thefirenationruinedmylife)

postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

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but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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no thank you

(via joshpeck)

Orange is The New Black

  • Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
  • Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee

(Source: orangeis, via pizza)

  • Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.

waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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(via whileleahsleeps)

the-stoner-sage:

My kind of Christmas tree

the-stoner-sage:

My kind of Christmas tree

(Source: spaceghostzombie, via alexistheawesomesauce)