saintlukas:

Madonna be like

image

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loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

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trait:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

(via kristinisweird)

t0uchmybutts:

sex-bom-omb:

I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.
I HEAR ITS GREAT FOR MY SKIN.

This is the most metal thing I’ve ever seen.

t0uchmybutts:

sex-bom-omb:

I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.

I HEAR ITS GREAT FOR MY SKIN.

This is the most metal thing I’ve ever seen.

(Source: reformisttae, via alexistheawesomesauce)

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

theantiherooftime:

argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Chris Pratt is my new role model in life and fitness

this man needs to be stopped.

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

theantiherooftime:

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Chris Pratt is my new role model in life and fitness

this man needs to be stopped.

(Source: welcometojurassicworld, via whileleahsleeps)

fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

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voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

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